ifyoucarryonthisway:

hello 911 my sock is falling down inside my shoe 

(Source: averagefairy, via joponyhere)

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  • Fuck, kill or marry
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  • Anything you want!

(Source: casandcats, via joponyhere)

ussawesome:

when you spell a word so wrong that spell check is like i dont know what to tell u man

(via joponyhere)

honeybesweet:

i have two moods fuck you and whats for dinner

(Source: unexceptional, via andthe-snakesstart-tosing)

stephenhawqueen:

"kids arent being social now a days because of those brain washing phones" what the fuck do you think we’re doing with the phones. do you think we just stare at the number pad. do you think twitter is just a one way text from a robot bird.

(via sarcasticer)

stripesdontmakeyoustraight:

stripesdontmakeyoustraight:

If you ever think you did something embarrassing just remember that I had a really hot waiter one time and i was gonna order double pepperoni pizza but I looked him dead in the eye and accidentally asked for double penetration pizza in front of my whole family

Stop reblogging my failure

(via sarcasticer)

catholicnun:

English teachers can either be the coolest teacher you ever had or the worst thing ever

(via 80srockwillneverdie)